slightly above meed yolker. don't trust me. in russia he is considered a beanie baby. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and sitting next to me gavin mcguiness, writer for talking mag.com and street carnage. >> what are you doing? >> i have something in my eye, lint. >> let's go to the thing. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> by the way, it has been a rough week for everybody, and there is serious stuff going on. we will try to have a fun, light show. and gavin, you need to be on your best behavior. >> coming up, buddy. >> i don't trust you at all. you are a sad, sick man. i can deem everything -- i condemn everything he does before he does it which puts me in the clear. correct? >> yes. it is a get out of me free card. >> a get out of you card. do i want to get out of you? i don't know.